noasi on a smaller scale
OH: “Your ass must be jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth.”
I really want to be able to come up with responses like this in the moment. Alas, not a strength of mine.
TIL my parents aren’t fans of my singing Queen at the top of my lungs in their house.
Outside seems to be okay, though. 🎶
Pretty sure the people upstairs brought in a herd of 🐘🐘🐘 again tonight. The 🐘🐘🐘 start tap dancing nightly around 00:15.
Might invest in a broom to pound on the ceiling at 7am when I wake up. #nonotreally
I cannot lift my arms. ki.tt/181031 5x22
The country is ripping itself apart.
OH: “I think cars are very internet-like, in that they insulate people from the reality of what assholes they’re being.”
Worth watching and sharing (and voting) - vote.horse
🎶 I’m getting no work done today 🎶 ul-ti… mate is on… t.v. 🎶 I’m getting no work done today 🎶 this sport is delightful to me 🎶 tct.usaultimate.org/live-game…
Her “Just get rid of the nerve.”
Other her “Do you need it for anything?”
Her “No.”
Me “😳”
Other her “Well, you do limp”
Her “One leg is longer than the other”
Me “still 😳”
Nothing quite like working on the same bug for 10 days straight and being no closer to fixing it, to knock one’s confidence down a few notches.
I swear the two ugliest words in the English language are “just” and “should,” not necessarily in that order.
Pretty sure Google is in cahoots with the oil companies with all the f’ing shitty directions from their maps app in the last week. 😡😡😡
“Today is Canadian Thanksgiving!”
“What makes it Canadian Thanksgiving?”
“… It’s Thanksgiving… in Canada.”
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
You know when you have a non-slow-acting niacin tablet, and your body does that full-on, raging flush that itches to the center of your core?
That. Only I didn’t have any niacin today. 🤧😷🤒
Okay, for this one moment, take a peek at twitter… but only this tweet…