noasi on a smaller scale

How could one gracefully and empathetically tell a frustrated coworker that her inability to login is actually her using an incorrect password?

FTR “Nope, not the system, you keep messing up” is not graceful.

“Server logs indicate credential mismatch. Check your password here.”

Watching John Wick in anticipation of 2 and 3, and still really like this movie.

I mean, choosing to attack a superior opponent on said opponent’s literal home turf is clearly an act of desperation, made worse by the superior opponent’s knowledge that you are coming.

So… who’s in Portland for #xoxofest this week?

Released the sheep into my west yard, they are now feasting on the fallen fruit.

Finished The Volunteer, after a recommendation via Dave Pell’s The Next Draft. Difficult read, worth reading, and strongly recommended. I will buy you a copy. 📚

Avoid the comments on Amazon.

Painkillers cannot kick-in fast enough.

Sheep Island

Flowers on the morning walk with Mom.

Email subject: “Everything You Need to Know About Oolongs”

My reaction: “… is that I’m not a fan.” delete

Hooboy.

Grass trimmings for the sheep. 🌱🌾🐑

These two know I bring them food.

Unexpected lifestyle choices: shooting mini icecubes at birds with a slingshot to keep them from eating your pasture grass seed.

Four tries to level my step-dad’s auto-bird-waterer. Four. Tries.

Success hasn’t been this sweet for a while. 🦉🦉🦉

“85 Best Whole 30 Pescatarian Meals images in 2019”

Uh… I don’t want to see images, I want to see the recipes. Ugh, I dislike Pinterest so much.

A Stabilo ballpoint refill in my Baron Fig pen (can’t stand rollerballs), let’s see how this goes…

You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

“Everyone is talking about how bored they gonna be.”

Kid, you are doing life wrong.

How IG boosts their ad stats: prevent users from reporting spam. #quellesurprise

Today, I confirmed the neighbor (who owns the sheep that graze my yard) raises the sheep for food. I am somewhat sad by this “revelation,” but already knew it on some level.

They bring me much joy. I hope I bring them joy, too.

Item 143 on my list of things I didn’t expect to be excited about as an adult: pasture seed. 🐑🐑🐑

Hair.

And now, @cleverdevil’s site demo! 😍

The web is for all. @jackyalcine giving us the inspiration and the approaches!

Oh yes! @schmarty rockin’ the mobile demo with Indigenous.