noasi on a smaller scale

8 pages into reading Espresso Coffee, the Science of Quality and the second page falls out of the book. So much for quality from Elsevier. 📚

Love @dietervds’ security newsletter. So many good (read: scary) articles about the previous week’s security stories, so much good information.

Once more into the breach…

If my insurance company really cared, would they send an email with a teaser, or put the information where I am reading it now? Three guesses, first two don’t count.


Gave another talk tonight on improving image performance for the web. A relief to be done, time for super-introvert time to recover.

Interesting timing happening today.

“My dad was a doodler, he taught me how to draw.” @draplin - my dad taught me about torque and how to fix cars. #smashingconf

Hey, it is Monday, also known as Let’s All Follow @rosemaryorchard Day here on Micro Monday!

Hrrrrrm… timeline caching issues FTL

Sigh. It is a touch screen, not a punch screen, and all of the ones on the back of plane seats should be removed. #stoppunchingtheseat

Okay, the best part of this restaurant might just be the heated seats of the Toto Washlet. 🚽 🤔

Unsure what to do when my usual soothing mechanisms fail me. 😒

Okay, yes, I finally understand the appeal of being able to see @-replies only when you follow both accounts. I look forward to the ability to switch behaviors when the option is added to the various clients.

Order has been restored.

What am I doing here? No idea! But my talk is done, so time to enjoy the rest of


Well, at least there are four again.

TFW you realize you forgot your presentation remote control, and your talk is in 19 hours.

Please do the needful.